On a romantic day Tintus's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Tintu mon : Ya sure, from landline or mobile
Teacher: Whom do you hate most?
Tintumon: Raja Ram Mohan Roy
Teacher: Oh God! Y do you hate him?
Tintumon: He abolished Child Marriage!!!!!!!!
Teacher : Who is kind hearted ?
Tintumon : Boys…
Teacher : Why?
Tintumon : Wen a girl cheats a boy, he suicides.Hence girls kill a LIFE.But wen a boy cheats a girl,a baby is born.Hence boys give LiFE.
so Boys r kind hearted
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, tintu?.
TINTUMON: Under Water, Dad…
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?.
TINTUMON: They”Re Below C Level
teacher- ” what is your father’s name ?
dundu mon- ” T.V Krishnan”
gundumol- ” A.C Abraham”
tintumon – ” Fridge Sasi…. ini njanayittu kurakkunnilla….
The teacher asks Tintumon if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four,” answers Tintumon.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven,” answers Tintumon.
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers Tintumon.
Tintumol Tintumonodu- ” stop looking at the girls, you are committed now. you are my lover”
Tintumon- ” oh honey, this is not fair.
u mean if i am on diet i should not even look at menu
Dundumon: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?
Tintumon: When you marry a right girl you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!
Dundumon: Why didn’t you marry?
Tintumon: I was searching for an
ideal match.
Dundumon: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?
Tintumon: I found one.
Dundumon: Then?
Tintumon: She was also searching for an ideal match.
tintumon was late , and when he reached school at 9.30, the teacher yelled, “You should’ve been here at 9:00!”
tintumon: “Why? What happened at 9:00?”
Dundumon: I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Tintumon: Think about it once again. Wifes like that are hard to get!
GREAT QUOTE:
‘Hundred words of a teacher does not give pain in exam hall..
But a true friend’s silence in exam hall makes more tears in heart!!’
-Tintumon
Tintumon to kathakali artist: ulsavathinu keechaka vadham kathakali venam.
Artist:Rs.5000 avum.
tintumon:Rs.2500 taram, Vadhikkanda.. Pedippichu vittamathi..
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