On a romantic day Tintus's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Tintu mon : Ya sure, from landline or mobile
Teacher: Whom do you hate most?
Tintumon: Raja Ram Mohan Roy
Teacher: Oh God! Y do you hate him?
Tintumon: He abolished Child Marriage!!!!!!!!
Teacher : Who is kind hearted ?
Tintumon : Boys…
Teacher : Why?
Tintumon : Wen a girl cheats a boy, he suicides.Hence girls kill a LIFE.But wen a boy cheats a girl,a baby is born.Hence boys give LiFE.
so Boys r kind hearted
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, tintu?.
TINTUMON: Under Water, Dad…
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?.
TINTUMON: They”Re Below C Level
teacher- ” what is your father’s name ?
dundu mon- ” T.V Krishnan”
gundumol- ” A.C Abraham”
tintumon – ” Fridge Sasi…. ini njanayittu kurakkunnilla….
The teacher asks Tintumon if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four,” answers Tintumon.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven,” answers Tintumon.
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers Tintumon.
Tintumol Tintumonodu- ” stop looking at the girls, you are committed now. you are my lover”
Tintumon- ” oh honey, this is not fair.
u mean if i am on diet i should not even look at menu
Dundumon: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?
Tintumon: When you marry a right girl you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!
Dundumon: Why didn’t you marry?
Tintumon: I was searching for an
ideal match.
Dundumon: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?
Tintumon: I found one.
Dundumon: Then?
Tintumon: She was also searching for an ideal match.
tintumon was late , and when he reached school at 9.30, the teacher yelled, “You should’ve been here at 9:00!”
tintumon: “Why? What happened at 9:00?”
Dundumon: I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Tintumon: Think about it once again. Wifes like that are hard to get!
GREAT QUOTE:
‘Hundred words of a teacher does not give pain in exam hall..
But a true friend’s silence in exam hall makes more tears in heart!!’
-Tintumon
Tintumon to kathakali artist: ulsavathinu keechaka vadham kathakali venam.
Artist:Rs.5000 avum.
tintumon:Rs.2500 taram, Vadhikkanda.. Pedippichu vittamathi..
fw mail: worth reading...20 years back - School bag.
Today - Office bag.
20 years back - Navneet Note book.
Today - HP Note book.
20 years back - Hero Ranger.
Today - Hero Honda
20 years back - Half pants.
Today - Full pants.
20 years back - Playing with plastic car running on battery and remote.
Today - Playing with metal car running on petrol and gear.
20 years back - Scared of Teachers and exams.
Today - Scared of Bosses and targets.
20 years back - Wanting to be class topper.
Today - Wanting to be 'Employee of the month'.
20 years back - Quarterly exams.
Today - Quarterly results.
20 years back - Annual School Magazine.
Today - Company Annual Report.
20 years back - Annual exams.
Today - Annual appraisals.
20 years back - Pocket money.
Today - Salary.
20 years back - Waiting for Diwali crackers.
Today - Waiting for Diwali bonus.
20 years back - Running after grades and prize cups.
Today - Running after incentives and promotions.
20 years back - Craving for the latest toy in the market.
Today - Craving for the latest gadget in the market
20 years back - Eager to watch the latest cartoon show.
Today - Eager to watch the latest blockbuster.
20 years back - Fruity.
Today - Brandy.
20 years back - Crush on class mate.
Today - Crush on colleague.
So essentially nothing has changed......
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch a Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
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